Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and not true. All attributions in this article are fictitious, and this story was intended to entertain readers. A new educational tool called “Attention...

Here’s what you need to know: Monday. May. Met Gala. The highly anticipated fashion fundraising gala has eyes all over it—from every pop culture publication to stan Twitter gurus—and the annual...

As the first day of high school slowly draws near, you might start to think about the notorious ways American high schools have been depicted in the media. In fact, you may have already made a few...

Hey, I know I shouldn’t be reaching out to you already... but I couldn’t get the thought of you out of my head. I just can’t believe how easily you could move on. Two years down the drain...

Whether you’re struggling to pass Math 8 or so over Enhanced Math 1, don’t fret: you will soon enough find yourself struggling to memorize the unit circle or the reciprocal of trigonometric functions...

CIF approved boys’ and girls’ chicken flinging as a CIF sanctioned sport on April 1. Starting in the 2024-25 fall season, Northwood students will have the opportunity to catapult their rubber chickens...

The re-emerging popularity of “Clueless,” a modern retelling of Jane Austen’s “Emma,” and “10 Things I Hate About You,” an adaptation of Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew,” can only...

S Tier: 1400s building. S Tier. Do I even need a reason to talk about my beloved? Breaking up the mediocrity of the infrastructure at Northwood, even stepping near the 1400s building brightens my day...