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The Northwood Howler

The Student News Site of Northwood High School

The Northwood Howler

The Student News Site of Northwood High School

The Northwood Howler

BRAINROT TO THE MAXX: Attention Based Learning techniques prove to be anything but beta.

Northwood implements Attention Based Learning on campus

Kyle Lee, Staff Writer
September 30, 2024

Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and not true. All attributions in this article are fictitious, and this story was intended to entertain readers. A new educational tool called “Attention...

TERRIFIC THEMES: The Met Gala will never fail to amaze audiences with outfits in accordance to these themes.

Majestic Met Gala theme ideas

Lucy Kim, Junk Editor
May 6, 2024

Here’s what you need to know: Monday. May. Met Gala. The highly anticipated fashion fundraising gala has eyes all over it—from every pop culture publication to stan Twitter gurus—and the annual theme...

FROM BURN BOOKS TO TEXTBOOKS: Teens tackle trigonometric equations instead of tribulations, chasing career aspirations, not devious schemes.

Beyond the Cliché: Exposing Hollywood’s high school myths

Amy Jeon, Staff Writer
May 6, 2024

As the first day of high school slowly draws near, you might start to think about the notorious ways American high schools have been depicted in the media. In fact, you may have already made a few assumptions...

CRIES ALL AROUND: Charger conveys their utter misery owing to the departure of their one and only true love.

Devastated charger sends a tearful goodbye

Karen Bruce, Editor in Chief
May 6, 2024

Hey, I know I shouldn’t be reaching out to you already... but I couldn’t get the thought of you out of my head. I just can’t believe how easily you could move on. Two years down the drain just...

Timbymath: y = mx+ extra hot TEA

Timbymath: y = mx+ extra hot TEA

Lucy Kim, Junk Editor
May 6, 2024

Whether you’re struggling to pass Math 8 or so over Enhanced Math 1, don’t fret: you will soon enough find yourself struggling to memorize the unit circle or the reciprocal of trigonometric functions...

BAWK BAWK: Junior Dylan Khang and math teacher David Lee flaunt their feathers at the CIF Southern Section Chicken Flinging Qualifier.

CIF sanctions girls and boys chicken flinging

Rachel Yokota, Managing Editor
May 5, 2024

CIF approved boys’ and girls’ chicken flinging as a CIF sanctioned sport on April 1. Starting in the 2024-25 fall season, Northwood students will have the opportunity to catapult their rubber chickens...

Not a real club...

Not a real club…

Chanel Capa, Graphic Artist
April 29, 2024

Modernizing Northwood Literature

Modernizing Northwood Literature

Rikkie Gunawan, Centerspread Editor
April 25, 2024

The re-emerging popularity of “Clueless,” a modern retelling of Jane Austen’s “Emma,” and “10 Things I Hate About You,” an adaptation of Shakespeare’s “Taming of the Shrew,” can only...

 S-TIER: From the location to the aesthetic, Northwood buildings are in a league of their own.

A Tierlist of School Buildings

Zoe Yan, Staff Writer
April 18, 2024

S Tier: 1400s building. S Tier. Do I even need a reason to talk about my beloved? Breaking up the mediocrity of the infrastructure at Northwood, even stepping near the 1400s building brightens my day...

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