The Northwood Howler

Mad Lib(eral)s

Mad Lib(eral)s

February 13, 2020

What’s going down in the boy’s bathroom?

Anlon Zhu, Staff Writer

December 16, 2019

From the early beginnings of Northwood, the 11th commandment has been established: Thou shalt not stand next to a peeing man. In other words, use every other urinal, or even better, the urinals on the ends. But why? Does the fear...

Which holiday food are you?

Which holiday food are you?

December 16, 2019

2019 recap

Pranav Gaddam, Staff Writer

December 16, 2019

From the perspective of concerned moms.

The State of the Student Address

Anlon Zhu, Staff Writer

November 1, 2019

STATE OF THE STUDENT - Members of ASB, Timby and my fellow Timberwolves. We gather here today under the fortitude of the Oak as a united body of students to meditate on the spirituality of empathy and its utility as a mechanism...