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The Northwood Howler

The Student News Site of Northwood High School

The Northwood Howler

The Student News Site of Northwood High School

The Northwood Howler

Jam-packed colleges “do-nut” accept students

Jam-packed colleges “do-nut” accept students

Karen Wang, Staff Writer May 30, 2021

The Council of EYE-VEE Group Presidents was the first to announce negative acceptance rates for the incoming undergraduate Class of 2025, citing a newly-founded pre-requisite of eight years of high school...

Bill Gates Adoption Cartoon

Bill Gates Adoption Cartoon

Yejin Heo, Staff Writer May 30, 2021

STATE TESTING ramps up

Rita Lai, Staff Writer May 30, 2021

In place of high school graduation, the California Department of Education (CDE) has announced that all senior students will take part in a new state-wide initiative named the STATE TESTING program effective...

Men’s Rights Activists Lead the Push to Abolish Plastics

Chris Song, Writing Apprentice May 9, 2021

Many men’s rights activists have reversed on their anti-conservationist stances, attempting to stand at the forefront of environmentalist movements to ban plastic goods after chemicals used in the plastic...

Twitch streamer celebrates 10th anniversary of livestream

Arya Bhattacharjee, Staff Writer May 2, 2021

With an ongoing quarantine forcing most to stay at home, Twitch streams have taken the world by storm with their unlimited entertainment value. The nature of humans to enjoy watching others suffer more...

Bad days are crimes no more

Diego Moreno, Staff Writer April 23, 2021

The Supreme Court has expanded the diminished capacity defense in a 9-0 ruling by including “having a bad day” as a possible excuse for crimes after the landmark case of Powter v. United States....

Northwood officially bans senior class of 2021

Northwood officially bans senior class of 2021

Kathy Chun, THO Editor-in-Chief April 23, 2021

Northwood made the decision to implement a permanent policy to replace its senior class with senior citizens on Feb. 31 after public outrage over the school’s decades-old ageist behavior. The Irvine...

April showers bring Mayflowers

April showers bring Mayflowers

Hari Sreeramagiri, Staff Writer April 23, 2021

In the name of God, Amen. We, the loyal subjects of our Sovereign Lord, Christopher Columbus, by the grace of this great American nation, defender of the faith, etc., having undertaken, for the glory of...

EPIC!!1!1 Leprechaun fights Easter Bunny???

EPIC!!1!1 Leprechaun fights Easter Bunny???

Anlon Zhu, Managing Editor April 23, 2021

In the most highly anticipated exhibition boxing fight of the season, Leprechaun and Easter Bunny exchanged fists and paws at the Magical Guardian Monument (MGM) Grand Arena on April 10. The bout was sparked...

4 must do’s on Easter Day!

Helia Dehghanzadeh, Writing Apprentice April 3, 2021

Spring break is here at last, but there is no time to waste. With Easter Day coming soon, 2021 is the perfect year to spice up this age-old holiday. Instead of the same bland ideas of painting eggs and...

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Upgraded Versions of Classic April Fools’ Day Pranks

Anlon Zhu, Managing Editor April 1, 2021

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