Starting April of last year, Northwood began the tardy sweeps as a way to encourage students to get to class on time. In unpredictable, random passing periods, the race begins to get to your next class...

Northwood Humanities’ “Quests of the Anchor” has consistently been one of the most controversial games of the year, consistently receiving mixed reviews during every regular release. Both versions...

Before the dawn of British films on Netflix, Americans were cluelessly unaware that people in Great Britain lived real lives just like they did. However, this has stopped since the heads of Netflix decided...

A “design flaw” by school architects (or perhaps a sinister plan to promote T-wolf bonding through shared bathroom experiences) is causing girls’ bathroom stall doors to wear out faster than students...

Most Northwood students are familiar with green flags and red flags: a golden retriever personality is peak green flag material, while choosing to take six AP classes but then complaining about them for...

Through investigative journalism and professional interviewing, we asked Northwood’s history teachers what their Roman Empire was: something that lives in their heads rent-free, 24/7. Q: How often do...

The Irvine Police Department has confirmed that the Queen of Christmas, crowned in honor of her contributions to humankind, has begun her annual defrosting after an influx of tips and reported sightings. The...

Forget about AP Classroom drama and cafeteria mysteries, these furry lovebirds will send shockwaves throughout the spirit community. Our sources within the school mascot community have uncovered the juiciest...

There are many ways to lose one’s voice, and none of them are quite pleasant. Some of you may be suffering from the season’s sickness while others may be recovering from a crazy night at homecoming....

There is an ominous “cheer-y” circle on the crisply-cut edges of the four-by-seven paper, smiling lifelessly without a gleam of light in its eyes. Yes, it’s the PTSD-inducing psychological warfare...

The great scholar and poet Megan Thee Stallion once declared in what is widely considered the cornerstone of Western philosophy, “And when we say it’s Hot Girl Summer, we ain’t talkin’ ‘bout...

Asphalt-melting summer temperatures and a Category 4 hurricane are only the first and mildest of the wacky weather events predicted to happen over this school year.  Plan ahead for every possible crazy...