Fake summer fashion

Jahnvi Mehta and Nawal Abdul

June 2, 2019

With summer around the corner, it’s easy to lose yourself in the Spectrum and South Coast Plaza at Brandy Melville, Quicksilver and Hollister. But why waste your time and money on all the basic outfits when you can become the...

Ways to avoid human contact

Victora Quin and Sumedh Sarwate

June 2, 2019

Are you an introvert? Or someone who’s looking for some peace and quiet? Or are you perhaps just some sad little lad with no aspirations in life who has given up on attempting to have a social life and would prefer to be mis...

New Junk Editor

Anna Lim, Staff Writer

June 2, 2019

A world-renowned, heroic revolutionary once said: “Ogres are like onions; onions have layers.” Taking this earnest advice to heart, I have tirelessly worked for about twenty minutes, been an active napper in Howler and con...

Matsuda’s IQ raising

Zubin Kumar, Staff Writer

June 2, 2019

With finals around the corner, sometimes studying is simply not enough to get the scores you need. Luckily, a recent scientific breakthrough from Dr. Phil Dr. Matsuda can help to jack your brain to be better than Stephen Hawking’s. ...

“Avengers: Endgame” spoilers

Zubin Kumar, Staff Writer

June 2, 2019

“Avengers Endgame” is slated to be the biggest movie of the year and aims to wrap up over 11 years of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. However, there are some people, like the man who bought a ticket and waited 30 minutes to...