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The Northwood Howler

The Student News Site of Northwood High School

The Northwood Howler

The Student News Site of Northwood High School

The Northwood Howler

Rapunzel and Mother Gothel wont be the only dynamic duo after you read this.

Top 5 new ways for strict moms to become Lit

Annabel Tiong, Staff Writer
May 7, 2022

It’s finally time to start pulling out those Macy’s gift cards and some wrapping paper! Mother’s day is right around the corner, and instead of scrambling to fashion a last minute DIY gift using...

Placate my plate-onic relationships

Placate my plate-onic relationships

Arya Bhattacharjee, Staff Writer
April 19, 2022

Friend groups are an essential part of any student’s high school experience, but keeping healthy relationships can prove to be quite the challenge. Alfred Wegner, doctor of plate-onic relationships,...

Timby Origin Story

Timby Origin Story

Ashley Lee, A&E Editor
April 18, 2022

Dear Reader, As you leave the memorable experiences of being a “sevi” and “octi” behind, say hello to the world’s most unique science department and lunchtime with your online communication...

Black eggs and Char

Black eggs and Char

Rahul Khanna, Junk Editor
March 31, 2022

Jim sat there with Sally They sat there, those two. And Jim said, “How I wish We had something to do!”   And then, Something went BUMP. And they looked!  And they saw...

How to achieve absolute victory in Senior Assassins

How to achieve absolute victory in Senior Assassins

Yejin Heo, Staff Writer
March 23, 2022

Much like money itself, Senior Assassins season doesn’t change people. It only exposes them. Seniors bluff, bribe and betray their way through the game in hopes of attaining the $1,170 prize. But you...

KANYE FOR PRESIDENT: A look at the polls show Kanye West in the lead.

2022 is actually 2020 version 2

Rahul Khanna, Junk Editor
March 15, 2022

Declassified documents released by the US government on Feb. 20 suggest that the recent erratic weather patterns found in Southern California are characteristic of time-warps connecting our dimension to...

What do your springtime allergies say about you?

What do your springtime allergies say about you?

Noelle Escalante, Staff Writer
March 15, 2022

As Clarinex and Allegra medication fly off the shelves, it’s safe to say that the spring season is just around the corner. Your most prevalent symptoms can reveal some interesting characteristics about...

Timby x Buster:  The Spring Break (Up?!)

Timby x Buster: The Spring Break (Up?!)

“And we can go to the movies, and we can go on the Furris wheel,” Timby rattled on, tail wagging with excitement. To reward themselves for all the CIF pressure and drama, Timby and Buster were going...

MO STUDENTS, MO PROBLEMS: Spanish teacher Haydee Vicente teaches verb conjugations to studious, empty desks, amazed that their silent pronunciation is still better than her students’.

Studentless learning system to be introduced next fall

Diego Moreno, Staff Writer
March 13, 2022

With the threat of college acceptance letters taking hold of students, Northwood teachers voted to enact the newest teaching model of studentless learning for the 2022-23 school year on Wednesday. Studentless...

CLAIM, EVIDENCE, MEMIFICATION:  The 2115 APUSH exam will require students to analyze memes, tweets, and random photos from obscure Instagram pages.

22nd century APUSH DBQ analysis

Karen Wang, Staff Writer
March 12, 2022

With AP exams on our heels, prepare for your AP history subject exams by reviewing a star student’s AP United States History exam from the year 2115 with modern primary sources. Covfefe: President...

Exposé: Looting leprechauns steal time

Rhea Gupta, Staff Writer
March 11, 2022

Revelations brought to light from whistleclover Bleary O’Shivers suggest that the one hour lost during Daylight Savings time is being stolen by his former gang, the Sham Rockers. In an exclusive interview,...

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