Donald Trump and Kanye West

“I’ve been used,” past Trump-supporter Kanye West said. And now that Trump and Kanye have merged into Donye Wump, he’s right. Kanye’s hands? Trump’s using them. Kanye’s legs? Trump’s using them. Kanye’s 2020 presidential campaign strategies? Yep, Trump’s using them too. Trump is also using Kanye’s musical genius to produce his own gospel album, titled “President Trump is King,” in which he yodels his policies in discordant harmonies.

“I expect that it will be in the top 100 on Spotify by next week,” Wump said. “I’m considering quitting my job and pursuing a career in music. I’ll be huge. YUGE.”

Donald Trump and Senator John Kennedy

Johnald Trennedy. Can you tell the difference? Yeah neither can I. With their broad, squared shoulders, bright red ties, and small hands, these two are only distinguishable by their faces.

Nothing really changes in the lives of these two once they’re combined. Still thinking of the same ideas. Still working towards the same policies.

Just kidding, we never photoshopped this one.

That’s just Trump.

Donald Trump and Queen Elizabeth

Queen Donald the First, Defender of Faith, Father of Tweets. “There are those that say they have never seen the queen have a better time, a more animated time,”

President Trump said to an interviewer after his visit to Buckingham Palace in July. Well, he was wrong; the queen is undoubtedly having a far better time with Trump’s head on her shoulders! The thing is, this one actually looks pretty good! The queen’s hats suit him quite well. Plus, his face wrinkles match with the queen’s hand wrinkles. They even wear the same extra small evening gloves.

Donald Trump and Brad Pitt

Trump-pitt. Enough said. Like the wonderful instrument, this beautiful abomination produces a bright sound, loud enough for an entire political rally to hear. His speech’s rile up his fanbase like a fanfare of hopeful tunes. His golden color catches the light to shine brilliantly under the sun. And to top it all off, they both end up being large tubes full of spit after a while. One more thing: Marco Rubio made fun of Trump for his small hands back in 2016, an insult that certainly stung. However, this jacked President Trump, with his two Golden Globes and “world’s most attractive man” ratings, certainly does not have small hands.