The Northwood Howler

New Junk Editor

Anna Lim, Junk Editor

June 2, 2019

A world-renowned, heroic revolutionary once said: “Ogres are like onions; onions have layers.” Taking this earnest advice to heart, I have tirelessly worked for about twenty minutes, been an active napper in Howler and con...

Matsuda’s IQ raising

Zubin Kumar, Staff Writer

June 2, 2019

With finals around the corner, sometimes studying is simply not enough to get the scores you need. Luckily, a recent scientific breakthrough from Dr. Phil Dr. Matsuda can help to jack your brain to be better than Stephen Hawking’s. ...

“Avengers: Endgame” spoilers

Zubin Kumar, Staff Writer

June 2, 2019

“Avengers Endgame” is slated to be the biggest movie of the year and aims to wrap up over 11 years of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. However, there are some people, like the man who bought a ticket and waited 30 minutes to...