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The Northwood Howler

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The Northwood Howler

TRASH TALK: After years of mistreatment, trash and cans speak up about their neglected feelings.

To each according to their ability, throw away your garbage

Timothy Shin, Staff Writer
September 29, 2023

Trash at school is often discarded without a second thought every day. Entire smorgasbords of junk are supposed to leave Northwood in garbage trucks every week. However, we never stop to think about where...

JUST SCROLLING BY: Trump browses through Pinterest boards, ready for a picture-perfect mugshot.

A look into Trump’s Pinterest board

Megha Kishore, Staff Writer
September 18, 2023

Former President Donald Trump turned himself in for arrest on Aug. 22 on more than a dozen charges related to his effort to reverse the Georgia 2020 election results. According to trumplovers01062021.com,...

TIMBY WOULDN’T STAND FOR THIS: Northwood student unions protest against unfair treatment and hostile working environments in very effective ways.

Northwood student unions on strike against corporatism

Lucy Kim, Junk Editor
August 30, 2023

Student unions representing Northwood’s students began their strikes Wednesday, demanding fair treatment and better compensation. The strikes will last until a 25% increase in student wages, currently...

Barbie’s Advice (and Ken’s unsolicited but not necessarily unwelcomed opinion)

Barbie’s Advice (and Ken’s unsolicited but not necessarily unwelcomed opinion)

Lucy Kim, Junk Editor
August 30, 2023

Dear Howler, how can I avoid waiting in line for half of my lunch time at the cafeteria? Barbie: The best way to avoid waiting in line for, like, forever at the cafeteria during lunchtime is to plan ahead!...

Top four ways to avoid getting caught in the Sweep

Top four ways to avoid getting caught in the Sweep

Aishwarya Ramasubramanian, THO Editor
May 27, 2023

How far are you willing to go to avoid getting a detention? Begging your parents to sign you in at the attendance office? Forging your doctor’s signature? Not far enough. Read and learn, T-wolves—here...

PATRIOT PAGEANTRY: If theres one thing America does right, its creating mascots for customers to drool over.

Top 10 hottest brand mascots

May 16, 2023

M&Ms stirred up controversy in January with a glow-down of their previously attractive brown and green female candy mascots, swapping their killer high heels for ugly old sneakers and pumps to fit...

ATTRACTING THE ASSESSOR: A board hopeful manipulates her interviewer through tenacious tactics like submitting NHS confessions.

How to unlock your interview rizz

Megha Kishore, Staff Writer
May 9, 2023

May is all preparing to make the next school year the best it can be by applying to clubs and organizations. While written applications are self-explanatory, mastering the art of the interview is what...

How to take advantage of the unexpected SoCal rainstorms

How to take advantage of the unexpected SoCal rainstorms

Elena Higuchi, Staff Writer
April 14, 2023

Rain? Storms? Graupel? In Southern California, the local idiom to convey that something will never happen is “when it storms in SoCal.” By that definition, the past few rainy months have signaled the...

Northflix: Northwoods very own streaming platform

Northflix: Northwood’s very own streaming platform

Lucy Kim, Junk Editor
March 30, 2023

Northflix, Northwood High School’s very own streaming platform tailored to perfectly suit the diverse interests and qualifications required to be a Northwood student, will be launching next month. Take...

REJECT REJECTION: No more salting your soup with tears with these methods.

Creative ways to reject rejection

Alyssa Quintana, Staff Writer
March 16, 2023

The start of March marks the start of blooming flowers and bird calls, but also the end to a month-long so-called cuffing season. Welcome to a spring of rejection; of unrequited crushes and not wanting...

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