Most Northwood students are familiar with green flags and red flags: a golden retriever personality is peak green flag material, while choosing to take six AP classes but then complaining about them for...

Through investigative journalism and professional interviewing, we asked Northwood’s history teachers what their Roman Empire was: something that lives in their heads rent-free, 24/7. Q: How often do...

The Irvine Police Department has confirmed that the Queen of Christmas, crowned in honor of her contributions to humankind, has begun her annual defrosting after an influx of tips and reported sightings. The...

Forget about AP Classroom drama and cafeteria mysteries, these furry lovebirds will send shockwaves throughout the spirit community. Our sources within the school mascot community have uncovered the juiciest...

There are many ways to lose one’s voice, and none of them are quite pleasant. Some of you may be suffering from the season’s sickness while others may be recovering from a crazy night at homecoming....

There is an ominous “cheer-y” circle on the crisply-cut edges of the four-by-seven paper, smiling lifelessly without a gleam of light in its eyes. Yes, it’s the PTSD-inducing psychological warfare...

The great scholar and poet Megan Thee Stallion once declared in what is widely considered the cornerstone of Western philosophy, “And when we say it’s Hot Girl Summer, we ain’t talkin’ ‘bout...

Asphalt-melting summer temperatures and a Category 4 hurricane are only the first and mildest of the wacky weather events predicted to happen over this school year.  Plan ahead for every possible crazy...

Amid the five-page syllabuses, never-read unit calendars and ambitions of being an “absolute academic weapon” in shambles by an 63.89% in Calculus sometime in mid-September, a staple of every back-to-school...

The delightfully delusional world of Girl Math isn’t just an economic strategy—nay, it’s a lifestyle, a way of being. Whether it be in justifying a frivolous purchase or motivating you to look into...

Trash at school is often discarded without a second thought every day. Entire smorgasbords of junk are supposed to leave Northwood in garbage trucks every week. However, we never stop to think about where...

Former President Donald Trump turned himself in for arrest on Aug. 22 on more than a dozen charges related to his effort to reverse the Georgia 2020 election results. According to trumplovers01062021.com,...