The Northwood Howler

An intellectual’s alternative to ding-dong ditching

Anlon Zhu, Staff Writer

October 28, 2019

Ding-dong ditching (DDD) is a Halloween classic, but it's not a children's game. DDD is a deal with the demon Demiurge and a mental P90X routine for only the most devious of people. To dominate the DDD game, design an esc...

Trump administration targeting coaches as whistleblowers nationwide

Mei Ono, Staff Writer

October 28, 2019

The Trump administration announced that all US coaches must turn in their whistles immediately to local police stations on Oct. 25. The administration plans to conduct a thorough investigation of every coach under sus...

Toilet paper rankings

Victoria Ta and Anlon Zhu

October 28, 2019

As the Halloween spirit creeps in, jack-o-lanterns, fake spiders and cotton-spun webs are sure to decorate your neighborhood. Why not cut some costs and have some mischievous fun by turning a bathroom necessity into a classic Hallow...

NHS graduation moved to the beginning of school year

Pranav Gaddam, Staff Writer

September 29, 2019

With this year’s Senior Trip and AP registration moved to the beginning of the year, the school district has been embracing this paradigm of earliness in their most recent policies. In order to ensure all high school seni...

Not fake news: real test answer keys leaked

Mihir Kulkarni, Staff Writer

September 29, 2019

During your four years here at Northwood, you will undoubtedly encounter test questions that leave you thinking, “What did I just read?” When in this situation, there is no use in writing what your teachers call ...