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Broiling flames of rebellion sweep across California as investigations reveal that several cities are now under the control of communist turkeys. Led by Leon Turksky, more than 250 million factory-farmed gobblers (Agriocharis Ocellata) have joined the Communist Party of Turkeys—not to be confused with the
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In the worst PR disaster in the food industry since Chipotle’s meat recall, Starbucks has announced a total recall of its Pumpkin Spice Latte after the product was found to turn students into pumpkins. According to the American coffee giant itself, Starbucks’ pumpkin spice latte
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