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Weekend fun things

Instead of actually going outside this weekend and doing fun things like a loser, here is a list of five totally cool things you can do this weekend. Refresh Parent Portal Make sure you’re connected to the interwebs. Type “parent portal IUSD” into the Google.

New subspecies discovered on campus

Earlier this month, a renowned government scientist approached The Howler with the news that it was possible a new subspecies of human had been discovered on the Northwood campus that appears to survive solely off highly caffeinated beverages like coffee and bubble tea. Though not

Practical life hacks for school

We all know that life is hard. And unless you’re a freshman, you’ll know that going to Northwood just makes life a heck of a lot harder (don’t worry freshmen, you’ll come to this realization soon enough). But before you throw up your hands in

Stop the torture of our virtual friends!

Imagine being ripped apart from your family, violently restrained and plunged into cyberspace to be used and then discarded by thankless high schoolers. This sickening mental picture is the unfortunate reality for countless virtual animals across America. Virtual dissections are widely regarded as a “convenient”

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Top 10 Fun Things You Should Do Over Summer

Consider the faults of the American bureaucracy. Is Democracy even real? Is the American Dream a lie? Is this the real life… or is this just fantasy? Easy come.. Easy go. Get really sidetracked and forget you ever thought anything other than “America’s the best”.