Northwood horoscopes: How is your month going to go?
Aries: Drastic change waits in your future, but one wrong move, and it can potentially be for the worse. Second-semester seniors, this especially goes to you. Think twice before telling yourself that “C’s get degrees.”
Taurus: It’s time to open your heart! Love is in store for you, but only if you have the courage to seize it while it lasts. So just talk to the cute classmate next to you in math before the teacher changes seats. It’s been, like, three months now. Geez.
Gemini: Time’s ticking. The stars are in your favor for the next 24 hours, so take advantage of that while you can! Because they’re not going to be feeling very friendly for the 48 hours after.
Cancer: Beware of a dark-haired freshman. Just. Beware.
Leo: Take note—there’s a blue moon in the fifth quadrant of the house of Pisces coinciding with a nascent injunction of Venus, which occurs once every thousand years. However, due to the rarity of this momentous occurrence, nobody actually knows what it means.
Virgo: When Mars and Saturn cross paths, so will you with an unlikely stranger! New best friend? Antagonizing substitute teacher? Who knows!
Libra: Lucky you! You will soon stumble upon a large amount of cash. Just don’t get too attached; you have to pay for those AP test prep classes somehow.
Scorpio: Reply hazy—try again later.
Sagittarius: The moon is at its peak this month, which means good news! Your crush likes you ba- oh, no. We read the stars wrong. Uhh…don’t buy a goat this month?
Capricorn: Even though there are only two months of school left, there’s still ample time for you to ruin your entire school career. Before making the decision to binge Netflix instead of actually being a productive student, maybe consider the consequences.
Aquarius: Busy week ahead? Success is headed your way, but on a very tentative scale—just be careful not to fall asleep during any of your exams.
Pisces: Keep an eye on your health this month. Not only is allergy season in full swing, former group project members who you leeched off of in IS2 are looking for vengeance. Stay safe.