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Halloween costumes: Too much skin?

“Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it,” said “Mean Girls” protagonist Cady Heron played by Lindsay Lohan. Whenever “Halloween” and “females” are placed together in the same sentence,

Jack-O’-Lanterns: A How-To

Strolling down the sidewalk with pillow cases in hand, trick-or-treaters are no stranger to the sight of glowing orange smiles on the porches of houses soon to be conquered. The jack-o’-lantern is the quintessential Halloween decoration for most suburban homes, and people get more and

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NHS Madlibs: Romeo and Juliet

Two [plural noun], both alike in [adjective], In fair Northwood, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where [adjective] blood makes [adjective] hands unclean. From forth the [adjective] loins of these two foes A pair of [adjective] lovers take their

Lost Do: Reward for lost Vietnamese student

A Northwood senior arrived to school on Sept. 16, completely unaware that school had started three weeks prior. After receiving a text at 7:40 a.m. from a friend, reading, “dude where r u, skool started 3 weeks ago. ppl think u ded lol,” Northwood senior

Case study: The common freshman

If you catch them right before the morning bell, freshmen (Underclassmeni freshmanus) can be seen in their natural habitat, rushing to their first class after accidentally going to TA.   They can be identified at certain times during the day. The short students blocking others’