Stressing over finals? Can’t seem to focus? Looking for ways to distract yourself from the fact that your toxic, lazy studying habits might become the deciding factor in some of the most important exams of your high school career? Fear not, Northwood! The Howler has
For some students, writing is a fun way to de-stress and unwind. For others worrying about anchors, in-class essays and college apps? Maybe not so much. Love it or hate it, everyone knows that writing is an important part of every high schooler’s academic experience.
Broiling flames of rebellion sweep across California as investigations reveal that several cities are now under the control of communist turkeys. Led by Leon Turksky, more than 250 million factory-farmed gobblers (Agriocharis Ocellata) have joined the Communist Party of Turkeys—not to be confused with the
In the worst PR disaster in the food industry since Chipotle’s meat recall, Starbucks has announced a total recall of its Pumpkin Spice Latte after the product was found to turn students into pumpkins. According to the American coffee giant itself, Starbucks’ pumpkin spice latte
The four boys of the a capella group B-Sharp might look like ordinary teens—although, sporting their signature plaid collared shirts, they look just as sharp as their name might indicate. But when they step up to sing, it’s obvious that they are anything but ordinary.